"I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode."
- Unknown Edit
Funny Quotes
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"Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too."
- Unknown Edit
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
- Unknown Edit
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
- Unknown Edit
"If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a few car payments."
- Unknown Edit
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
- Unknown Edit
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
- Bill Murray Edit
"My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry."
- Unknown Edit
"I am currently experiencing life at the rate of several WTFs per hour."
- Unknown Edit
"Alcohol! Because no great story started with someone eating a salad."
- Unknown Edit
"I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge."
- Unknown Edit
"My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do."
- Unknown Edit
"The best way to start the day is with a positive thought."
- Unknown Edit
"Every sunrise is a new beginning."
- Unknown Edit
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."
- Winston Churchill Edit
"Believe you can and you're halfway there."
- Theodore Roosevelt Edit
"Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."
- Sam Levenson Edit
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
- Eleanor Roosevelt Edit
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